Location: CitizenChangeCommitee (CCC), (formerly Citizen Climat Change Committee), medium-sized town, Union Section Western & Central Europe, (formerly Germany), City Council of the City
Persons: Presiding Judge (V1), two associate judges, and 2 dedicated and deserving citizens in the service cycle
Time: 9:00 Clock, Date: 07/01/2020
Negotiations will include the cause of citizen Serena Bahnsen (BB), a single mother of two children, day care part-time employees: Various abnormalities in the period 1.4.-06.30.2020
We turn our right to negotiate:
V1: ... citizen Bahnsen, to get started with the largest anomaly: we Camera is material from the rear garage area of your apartment block on the back road from the weekend of the 29th 30 April before that (in fact, identified by the CCC long) with a non-citizen known to us along with your two children shows you how to climb an old Mercedes-Benz, built in 2000, and apparently go into a long weekend. You will then - very late - about 21:00 on Sunday evening clock to go home and take the said vehicle back into the garage. Citizen Bahnsen, the CitizenChangeCommitee you want to ask 3 things:
First Who was this man?, Because according to our records, you are a single parent, men are single and have this fact, a privileged 50 hours per week part-time job in the near Kita thanks to ...
Second Where does the car? You're probably aware, that has already attracted more than 10 years, a decision of the appropriate Commission vehicles of this size and horsepower of this ClimatChangeGründen from circulation.
Third Where did the obvious need for this vehicle diesel fuel? Well ... long time no longer permitted, and for reasons of climate protection (ClimaProtect) also declared illegal? and only in some special sectors of the economy with special permission ...
Citizen Bahnsen (red-starting): Uh, the man, so this was just an acquaintance, nothing serious, you know. He had this Saturday to celebrate the birthday and day he wanted his old Benz get out of the garage and into the blue, go green uh.
V1: citizen Bahnsen: Aha, so nothing serious. Why is this garage but only registered in YOUR name? And above all: How did you come to a canister of illegal and environmentally harmful diesel fuel, without being in possession of a special permit to store in YOUR garage? ...
BB: ... just wanted to make him a joy ... is an outspoken supporter ... in the oldie-Benz we also place ALL!
V1: Well, the problem with your supposedly only casual acquaintances, we are still talking about the connection. But now we have 2 other abnormalities before this Committee to discuss with each other: citizen Bahnsen: Your debit card billing in the month of April this year has made the purchase of 2 pounds of butter, 1 kg of margarine and 12 eggs. After the nutrition and disease prevention guidelines of the relevant EU directives, the commission you have exceeded 300%. Fatal in particular that the two children you have been instructed to educate - and, as you know, NOT owned by you! - Have this excessive consumption of fats and cholesterol may deliberately exposed to the risk of later obesity! What can you say?
BB (in a hoarse voice): Yes, well, there were just at birthdays. We wanted to celebrate so beautiful, I mean, I wanted to celebrate. Just as before, I mean.
V1 (interrupting): Who is we?
BB: Oh, just an acquaintance, and my younger son both had, as I said before, birth. Wanted to make a beautiful butter cream cake for the boy and fabricate marshmallows, because it's not the more buy.
Honored citizen in the service cycle is disturbed and interrupts: citizen Bahnsen: Did you say "marshmallow"? This word is completely politically incorrect, you did not know that? You have to educate children but two! Have you forgotten that the EU harmonization committee language this word has long since banned in Europe because we Africans do not kiss ...
V1 (angry, raising his voice): the citizen cycle! I must interrupt you! It was not that we do not kiss black sometimes allowed. The point is that "Negroes" "black" is the name of this color and thus people are not allowed to reduce these same skin color!
Engaged citizen in the Cycle: Yes, thought so, I, too, I've probably put a little awkward ...
V1: Back to business. Citizen Bahnsen: We now come to the gravest and most delicate part of today's hearing: The Citizen Waste Control informed us that in the MüllCompartment that clear by chip your home is associated with the residual waste 2 Micro Fiber pieces were found, you would correctly actually in RecycleMüll need to dispose of. Bahnsen citizen, you probably know what I mean?
BB (confused): No, Mr. President!
V1: Well, we can not save you, refresh your memory accordingly: There were two used condoms! BürgeIn Bahnsen, to save you the embarrassment - the improper disposal is less difficult - more difficult it is now, because you live obviously not alone, but to make the authorities about your private life, false statements, and obtain possibly privileges which belong not to you ... We have refrained from supplying the contents of a genetic analysis of condoms - we rely on your voluntary work enlightening. In addition, we have sufficient additional audio-visual material of the 3 mandatory and in addition present your home TV from your respective mobile phones. I think the assessors and citizens in the rotation will agree that we are able to draw very definite conclusions as to citizen-censored life circumstances? ...
Assessors and citizens in turns to nod vigorously.
BB (bright red in hand): Please believe me, it was a superficial, sporadic relationship, nothing matters except one honest ...
The CitizenChangeCommitee retires to a very brief discussion.
V1: citizen Bahnsen: The CCC is available to us after reviewing the audio-visual material and, after evaluating your submissions come to the following unanimous conclusion:
Bahnsen citizen is as follows in all 4 points found guilty:
First Illegal use of an illegal entertainment and climate-damaging old car in coincidence with the illegal storage of harmful carbon Alttreibstoff (diesel) without holding a special permit to be appropriate.
Second Incorrect implementation of EU food and disease prevention guidelines in coincidence with the neglect of the latter by the state you übertragnen supervision and training required for 2 children with cheap final acceptance of an acute and / or potential chronic health hazard.
Third Improper disposal of garbage
4th Incorrect information about your private life
The CCC provides all the facts as sufficiently proved.
As far as citizen Bahnsen largely unbescholtenIn is your civic duty and interior have always properly comply, it requires the CCC to the following voluntary BürgerInnenmaßnahmInnen:
• Immediate disposal of illegal and harmful to the climate of the old car illegal in the climate-damaging Alttreibstoffs CitizenEntsogungsPark the appropriate City Section.
• Review of your personal life with the possibility in the next month and the current CitizenChangeComitee again give their opinions.
• 15 hours of voluntary participation in the EU CitizenCurs nutrition and disease prevention guidelines.
• Expansion of the volunteer part-time job at the local day care center from 50 to 60 hours per week for an indefinite period.
With the recognition of the voluntary nature of such measures Citizen Change will prevent citizen apply for Bahnsen, as vorbestraftIn. Serena Bahnsen, you accept the unanimous decision of the CCC?
BB (relieved): Yes, thank you! Of course ... I thank allenInnen IhnenInnen very stupid / he (r) r (z) Lich!
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