I met last summer YOU - so strictly speaking our romance takes just two summers. How it came? Well, it happened like this:
I was in Lisbon, which is the capital of Portugal, and I went there purely by chance in a very large book and music store, "crack", I believe. And right at the entrance there was the right one very long table set up and covered with a large white sheet, and then a black cube was laid out, which was covered with velvet, and on top of it, there sat a very large screen: And there could I YOU first and YOUR voice heard.
A limousine stopped, George Bush got out and walked up to him and shower him shaking hands heartily. I thought YOU would the election campaign for the 3rd Term of your friend ushered, for it occurred to me: Thou art indeed an ardent admirer of him, and had as DU won the first time against him, because you made it easy to let go first and he did YOUR victory gave generously in Florida. As you noticed, what a noble, selfless man YOU are. A true friend of man and Son of Man!
But the more I stood there and looked, I realized, no! YOU were turned actor - the main character in a horror movie in which we let loose. Things like terrible disasters, extreme hot flashes, floods, and more generally the end of the world. People saw, YOU look good, I just had to stand still banned and had to admit: YOU On comes ran only one: that is my favorite actor Richard Gere.
But the longer I at the entrance of "crack" and was looked up on the screen, the more I realized what it was in reality. Pretty stupid of me, not to have noticed right away: What YOU really wanted to say was that we were all very, very quickly have to adjust to the end of the world.
Al, yes YOU are Americans, and I'm luckily a good friend who it is. And just like YOU to believe in the apocalypse. It's all in the Bible, one must look closely and just read. Of course, this includes some practice, but my friend told me how to do this: interpret the signs, prepare to do battle on the side of good. She always says: "I am saved": Well, saved and prepared for what will come very soon. The Apocalypse is one of her favorite chapters in the Bible, for there are found the four horsemen, so the global warmer, the glaciers Schmelzer, who Überschwemmer and I think even those who, oh yes, the drought, and then they may have many passages from the old Will: There is everything, everything, prophesies, for God has indeed much cause to be angry with us and destroy us in the end ...
God has clearly said is not to joke with him - Armageddon, blood, thunder and lightning, flood, and just the furnace of fire: This is for example clearly the prophet Daniel:
"If you will hear the sound of the trumpet, flute, harp, violins, lutes, and all kinds of music, then fall ye and the golden image worship Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up. But whoever falls not then, and worship shall by stood to be thrown into the oven hot. "(Daniel, 3, 5-6)
The prophet Daniel foresaw global warming entirely clear. It is therefore better if we realize that the earth is in menopause, and we in the End Times - a sure sign all are hot flushes, says my friend forever.
Yes, Al, thank God, I knew all this already, so I knew in the end, whoever YOU are really: YOU are an evangelical preacher became so much like the television evangelist Jerry Falwell or Oral Roberts. And what do YOU want is that we prepare ourselves properly for the end times and that we act. The apocalypse is inevitable that everyone sees that hath ears to hear news and eyes, as to watch TV. But we can do, so we are one of those "saved" are to be saved and removed when it gets hot so right and the final phase of the end times before the door reads: The course will cost some money, which will ask of victims But what does the end have to eternity, and especially the privilege to belong to the 144,000 who will be spared?
Maybe YOU are there indeed, Al, has appeared to us for the second time? But no, now my imagination ran away with me.
But now I want YOU to confess something else, Al: YOU are my type, as already stated, only Richard Gere is ran because of YOU. From where I'm at my video store recently discovered a movie, "gynecologist Dr. Richard Gere." My dear Scholli, I immediately got the loan and keep the same a few days. There are only coming to DU, Al, with the film: "climatologist Dr. Al Gore."
AL, I feel so warm, I think I'm coming!
Tags: Al Gore , Apocalypse
