Gepupst with joy in the wheelchair: Just in time for election: A Message from the IntelCenter or

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Al Qaeda has struck again. Just in time for election comes a new German mastermind of the middle management level of the terrorist organization, the alleged German-Moroccan Bekkay Harrach, alias Al Hafiz Abu Talha the German, before the public to mumbling dark threatening messages. Germany should withdraw its troops from Afghanistan, otherwise it was a "rude awakening".
Germany on alert: security authorities speak "of a new quality of threat." The video was "authentic". Thankfully, the U.S. company did Intel Center
German colleagues, the latest video made ​​available . Police and security forces intensified patrols at airports and train stations, machine guns are everywhere on the cityscape.

Comparing the video message, Abu Talha in January with its current , it is noticeable that it is probably about the same role, we have to do it but obviously with two different actors. An easy französelnder actor who the Sch-sound always like a sharp pronounced "ch", somewhat choppy talk and muffled occurs, followed by a performer, the one speaking phonetically virtually flawless, fluent German and is dressed completely different ...

According to the authorities and terrorism experts "that this election offers a special approach for propaganda and operational actions" - ". terrorist groups"

Reason enough to take up this steep satirical presentation: The following Drohvideo I received from a former colleague Bekkays. I hold the record for authenticity:

Part 1: Hey Alta!
L me but eck! Man, man, man! I always wusstes: The Bekkay has yet NEN jump in the bowl! The old Sou ey. This fagot. Alta Hey, if you hear me now, just listen genou down, are you offering? Ouf who you are because when you lost again. Simply brilliant. But fuck you! Early thirties! How did you do it to the cheat, you butthead. Everyone here knows that you oussiehst as fourteen, ouch when you're twenty. Maximum of fourteen, at most, you child. Tell me, seriously, do you want to impress us, you pompous ass, make fun of us? Just go do it again your bank clerk, Schleimer! What is this gibberish? Until you are sick, man? Hast thou problems? Full tour of the crass. I say to my mates: Can this be true? Is not that the Bekkay, the old fucker? Schou at him, this ass-kisser. Hasdu seen his hair? As a woman, hey! This fagot! NEN has greased hair gel pounds into the mat, this loser. Babbles something about politics, therefore, which has always been sitting just to house, that sacrifice. Simply brilliant man, now all the pee in my pants in front of him here. If they only knew! The NEN was Bekkay bourgeois shit, so he has also made teaching a bench. Full uncool! 'd Like to know what they've paid him for this nonsense that has since pulled the trigger. Looks almost as ous, as with us in school. In the Oula on the stage, red curtains and such. Have you seen his center parting? Man, man, man, this ass face. The guy did not yet even know how to sougt anner water pipe. The home has been sitting just oufm sofa and made his pants, if anyone rang the doorbell. I laugh my head off, hey. But because of Panzerfoust and Afghanistan, Al Qaeda and nonsense. Simply brilliant. And this nonsense with the gunshot wound in Palestine or wherever that was. Ey nonsense that has more than himself shot in the leg with fear, man! I do have the ouch not know so aba one thing is certain, the hättes not managed to lower. They would have him arrested before, this fagot. You go there once mitner hellblouen tie, pork fat in the mat and without a beard, shaved. Actually had to shave the überhoupt? Ouch shit. Man, I am no longer a war. The Bekkay, this sacrifice! Übelst embarrassing, Alta! Shit!

This told me a neighbor. You must know it! Here is her authentic statement:

Part 2: Sneezy Halef Grandma Ben Ibn Abu Talha al Hafetz, the kid
O jemine. What you been doing with the Bekkay? Was such a nice boy! Stayed with me around the corner. But quite silent, somehow sensitive. And could the good German. He wanted to bring it to what in life. He made at Commerzbank one street a lesson. Was always very friendly and helpful. I'm happy to be served by the boy. I think he wanted to have it better than his parents. I thought it was kinda cute, gave him more often winked at me, just like that. Whether it is somehow falling into the wrong crowd? Maybe he's from the studio here, a few corners have been further involved as a spokesperson or something. Perhaps such a young man needed as an actor. The Bekkay was still a child. He has yet to threaten anyone. Has determined the text but read somewhere, like in the TV, at the news and stuff. Gave him every now and waved when he came down here after work. Bekkay So, chin up and let you push, you moron! This is again! You were you thinking anything, I know! And oh yes, the opposite of jasmine leaves greet you nicely. No, no, no, the poor boy. What they did as well with him! Too bad. What can society do anything bad!

The following audio recording was leaked to me. The soundtrack is at times a bit damaged. Still, I think the tape to be authentic!

Part 3: Just in time
L ocation: IntelCenter. Hello, good morning, yes, Mr. kraahh, kraah ... A very difficult situation indeed! Yes we know. I totally agree! Kraah, kraah .... Afghanistan ... there is urgent need for action ... Well no, we are thinking about something new, kraah, kraah. No old stuff, not really working anymore. We are thinking of something brand new ... kraah, kraah ... new production, eh? Something like that, sure ... otherwise it will not have sufficient impact ... our present situation ... I know! Do not worry! How much time, Mr. kraah, kraah? , ... Ooh, gonna be a little bit of a problem is. Kraah, kraah, 10 days, Mr. Swiss German, kraah? Even in quicker, listen, we will get you what excellent ... coached by us for quite some time already, easy going. Will not cause you any problems for sure ... Ok. Ah right. We get him a flight the day after ... pick him up at Dulles. Right, no problem. Thank you old friend. My pleasure, sir Swiss German, kraah.

That was live from the Intelligence Center (abbreviated IntelCenter) headquarters in Washington DC. Here are some vital information, very authentic, although not suitable for further dissemination. I count on your discretion and political maturity, especially so soon before the election! Here's an authentic quote:

One of the main competencies of IntelCenter, the collection efficiency, analysis and dissemination of video footage of terrorist and rebel groups. The aim of our video programs is to provide for the highest quality video and audio material in a professional format at the right time to be analyzed and operational groups in the arena of counter-terrorism. This video libraries are provided as a DVD, CD-ROM and in special sizes are available, which are intended for a technical use and support of Enterprise / Workgroup Network Streaming Solutions.
The IntelCenter's Video Productions unit is in the direct 24/7 operations center built and situated in the metropolitan area of Washington DC. By highly specialized RAID, fiber channel, distributed computing using render farms, and the latest news in the field of high-end video production and asset management software, has IntelCenter the ability terrorist videos to attract the highest quality and within minutes of a variety of formats via FTP and finished producing DVDs eject.
In addition, the operations center wide range of equipment for power, cooling, Internet, communications and other sensitive areas to ensure continuous and uninterrupted operations are guaranteed.
InterlCenter has also integrated a complete high definition workflow system to receive high-definition source material, process it and deliver HD content to DVD and for networks. This ability allows the InterlCenter when appearing terrorist video footage to use it immediately and provide as HD material and on DVD.

All of our DVD titles have video register and translations of Arabic texts screen. They are intended for use in analysis, briefing and training. Our DVDs work for all country codes ...


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One Response to "Just in time for election: A Message from the Center or Intel: gepupst with joy in the wheelchair"

  1. Linda says:

    LAUGHTER - wonderfully refreshing!! Eyes and thought along ...... I can only advise everyone.

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