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It begins well, the new year: to By the will of the powerful citizens will soon be stripped naked - the planned so-called naked scanners at airports, but also financially by the proposed FIU ("Elena") for storing all data from the Federal income citizens (including highly sensitive information about warnings from the employer, absenteeism, etc.). In total, the data to be stored about 41 pages per Germans!

The politicians had nude scanner for some time on their "wish list", and as if by magic, it was on Christmas Day also prompt the associated stroke than accelerant for this burning desire: in a Fugzeug landing at Detroit.
As is known, is the assassin, the son of a Nigerian politician from betuchtem home, and is also well known in security circles ...
He is said to have been trained by al-Qaeda in Jemem. Fortunately, the "training" but slightly sloppy and the Nigerian engineering student must have been technically very talented person ...

How now came out, it is in the Detroit incident and to the appropriate stop for a desired new war the United States (and Britain) against "a breeding ground and a potential haven for terrorists" (Gordon Brown, British prime minister) - namely, the Yemen: According to Democratic U.S. Sen. John Lieberman "... Yemen will be tomorrow's war." U.S. troops are already involved in military operations. Found this place because now before the plane stops, simultaneously or after? All somewhat confusing!

But back to the "naked scanners":
They work with the so-called terahertz radiation, which was even discovered a few years ago.
The Terahertz radiation is a type of heat radiation that is emitted every human body. The radiation is in the radiation spectrum between infrared and microwave radiation in a wavelength range of 1-10 THz. The unit terahertz means 1 million (!) Cycles per second.

In Pinzip there are 3 different types of body scanners:

1. The passive scanner that detects the terahertz radiation of the human body and depicts,
2. The active body scanner, which irradiates the body with Teraherz radiation and detects the reflection and depicts and
3. Body scanners that work with X-rays, as in the U.S. at some airports. X-rays provide an even better picture.

Terahertz rays are so far not been tested for health risks! However, the Federal Office for Radiation Protection, the active method considers dangerous because terahertz radiation "only" to penetrate several millimeters into the body. X-ray scanners in the Federal Republic is not currently scheduled.

Body scanners are already in use in:
London-Gatwick, Moscow, Amsterdam, Israel, Switzerland, Australia and of course in the United States.
The German Federal Police researched the technology since already in 2008.
It may be assumed that the research should not be in vain - there was indeed God, were now thanks to the associated incident, and the very next day, basically all politicians agree that the introduction of naked scanner was necessary. This, of course, without waiting for further details and results, and above all credible evidence concerning the circumstances and background of the Detroit Aircraft "attack" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, whose father, especially in the U.S. Embassy in Lagos had made representations to warn his son ...
Used as an excuse for the "breakdown" must now demonstrate that it services in the U.S. about this kind of atmosphere as in a boarding school for teens hysterical - but not to conceal, to ensure that those young men will be coached by Western services? No, no, no, hope we do not want!
However, it is in any case time, "zurückzuscherzen"!

♪ ♪ ♪ Listen to the audio track

Last minute,
relax,
out of the stress,
Just get away,
away as nothing!
Towards where the sun
sinks into the sea
and a golden beach
into your eyes blink

Last minute,
relax,
get out quickly,
away to the south
in your house.
Clothes and suitcases
into the plane:
And in thee rejoice:
"I'm the sunshine!"

But even at the counter,
because you make in a:
"You have until the
Go naked scanner,
Naked scanners go! "
Because you can always
stand naked see,
can see naked.

Last minute is past
Last minute is the past:
Because you have only in the
Naked scanners go,
Go naked scanner,
because you can always
stand naked see,
can see naked.

Because such a
Sneezy Halef Abdullballah
a real God-Knallah
has let a fly on the plane,
Bang bang, from the Unterhos
Kracher a huge,
and 'candle flame is large
Sneezy shot from his lap,
and on the flight -
well, let me tell you!

And that's why you have now in the
Go naked scanner,
Naked scanners do.
Because you can always
stand naked see
stand naked see

And this God-Knallah,
Sneezy Halef Abdullballah
If the new top terrorist,
Flop terrorist
with a very hot track
to a secret list
the National Counterterrorism Center
with specialists for PETN.

And because of this bi-ba-butze and
Intelligence officer,
the great God-Knallah
Sneezy Halef Abdullballah,
the new top terrorists
Flop terrorists
you have now in the
Naked scanners go,
Naked scanners do.
Because you can always
stand naked see,
stand naked see

Last minute is past
Last minute is the past.
Now you get earlier
Tan not difficult:
Can go in the nude scanners,
Naked scanners go.
The electromagnetic
Tanning Studio
Terahertz and x-rays
Let your face shine,
and your body tans quickly
Chicken BBQ at the airport.

You just have to
Naked scanners go,
Naked scanners do.
Because you can always
stand naked see,
stand naked see ...

(Sure someone somewhere knows someone who could translate the above construction site with my music. Over corresponding relevant information I would be very happy.)

Tags: Yemen , naked scanner , X-ray scanner , terahertz radiation , Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

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