BECKlog

Frowning, I look at the thick plastic bag with the inscription WAY! Ebay / second hand. Hmmmm.

I open the carefully tied together with an old woolen belt knot and begin to view the content. Next to me I put the camera and of course a little box with different unbearable Parfumpröbchen ready "Dunest", "Gloria anyway", "Gino Ginelli and" Bruno Babane "etc., to cover up the smell of mildew may occur / moth / spores before I ablichte the freshly sprayed product, pack and prepare for shipping ...

I pull out the first Wollpulover, all with high, tight collar, as they may suffer no more, but great quality, good old brand merchandise, where to hang out no threads, closely knit, hochmerzerisiert not felting, merino, etc., just from the good old time stopped sometime in the eighties, as a conquered eastern goods to market clothes.

Am I stupid, I think to myself. Since I buy because of the continuing cold woolen vests for 20-40 € a piece here and fine knits are in the bag. Simply cut out the narrow neck, snip-snap, clean cut a new, more comfortable neck and skirt with a quick zig-zag - that's it!

Then two bibs come to light, also known as kidney warmer. Hmmm, there was also advised caution and advise against vorschnellem action: After all I went because of the freezing temperatures for weeks now with red socks to bed and had very old beaver Nightdresses inaugurated with high collar and ruffles of my grandma again. Why not now put on a kidney even warmer in bed?

The old angora socks, lying there in the bag, you could also fill it again. Just not rush!

And then it came: the long Angoraunterhose that you can pull up to the bust. Well, if something does not work against the cold! Our grandmothers could be wrong? Of course not. They knew exactly around to take advantage of Angorahäschengefühls down and how to get a cold bum and a bladder infection reliably avoided.

Then some fur and mohair caps and hats. The fitting yields a woolen halo, not very advantageous, but what the heck, you may not be so picky. Also, the wrong color - no matter the main thing is hot and cold-resistant.

As my eyes fall on a pair of winter boots. Paragraphs: Hopelessly out of style. Exterior view of the, as you would have stuck to the beard of an old Walrossbullen it. But inside, as they have horribile dictu, Bibelammfutter. And that is what is now the rash! ...

And then the shocker: a Persianerpelzjacke. Poff! The typical black-gray curls. The epitome of coffee and gossip ömchenhaft charm. I seriously wanted to look like my own grandmother? This call to me from my school days still shrilly in my ears. But anyway, I have to now by. I am now finally become a well-established personality. Special times require special measures. After global warming is now officially canceled, and we are due to lack of sunspot activity occurred obviously in a new ice age, this must also be put back into Persian jacket service. She feels like a bulletproof vest: Absolutely wind and cold resistant. My common sense prevails, and I start - no, not with Parfümpröbchen einzustäuben - but to put it into a bag for cleaning.

Well, there is little left for Ebay or something. Crap! But wait, there was still a cannon from the 17th Century, which I wanted to offer to pick up for 1 €. Given the time cold I decide, however, also quick and easy: No! Which is converted into a stove and immediately put into operation.

In short: Everything is HERE!

Tags: angora , new ice age , Persian

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