I got to know YOU last summer - in fact take our romance so already two summers. How did that happen? Well, this happened so:
I was in Lisbon, the capital of Portugal, and I went there purely by chance in a very large book and music store, "click", I think. And right at the entrance of a very long table was there right up and covered with a large white sheet, and then a black cube was laid, which was covered with velvet, and the top of it, there sat a very large screen: And saw there I YOU for the first time and heard YOUR voice.
A limousine stopped, George Bush got out and walked up to him and DU cordially shaking hands with him. I thought YOU would have ushered in the election campaign for the third term of your friend; because it occurred to me: Thou art indeed an ardent admirer of him, and had as DU won the first time against him, because YOU have just let him go first and have given him YOUR victory in Florida generous. As you can tell, what kind of a noble, unselfish man DU. A true philanthropist and Son of Man!
But the more I stood and watched, I realized, no! YOU were actors become - the main character in a horror movie in which it went forth high. To things like terrible disasters, extreme hot flashes, floods, and more generally the end of the world. Man DU saw good: I just had to stop banned and had to admit: At YOU only one can reach it: namely, my favorite actor Richard Gere.
But the longer I stood in the entrance of "Knack" and looked up at the screen, the more I realized what it was in reality. Pretty stupid of me to have noticed not once: What YOU really wanted to say was that we all need to set very, very quickly to the end of the world to us.
Al, yes YOU are Americans, and I luckily a good friend who it is. And just like YOU she believes in the apocalypse. It's all in the Bible, you just have to look closely and read only. Of course, one bit of practice, but my friend told me how to do that: to interpret the signs, prepare yourself to take the side of Good. She always says "I am saved": So saved and prepared for that which is already come very soon. The Apocalypse is one of their favorite chapters in the Bible, for as the four horsemen come before, so the global warmer, the glaciers Schmelzer, the Überschwemmer and I think even those who, oh yes, the drought; and then she likes many passages from the Old Testament: There is everything, everything prophesies, for God has indeed much reason to be angry with us and destroy us in the end ...
God has clearly told him not to joke - Armageddon, blood, thunder and lightning, flood and fire up the oven: That is, for example, clearly the prophet Daniel:
"If you hear the sound of the trumpet, flute, harp, violins, lutes and all kinds of musick, ye shall fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up. Whoever does not then fall down and worship shall by be stood thrown into a blazing furnace. "(Daniel, 3, 5-6)
The prophet Daniel foresaw global warming clearly. It is therefore better if we understand that the earth is in the climacteric and we in the end times - a very sure sign are hot flashes, my girlfriend always says.
Yes, Al, thank God, I knew it all before, so I knew in the end, who YOU really are: Thou art become an evangelical preacher, much like the television evangelist Jerry Falwell or Oral Roberts. And what YOU want, is that we prepare ourselves properly to the end and that we act now. The apocalypse is inevitable that everyone sees, He who has ears to hear messages and eyes as watch television. But we can do something, so we are among those who "saved" are who are being saved and raptured when it gets really hot and the final stage of the end times is around the corner: The course costs a little money, that is we impose sacrifices , but what does the end time already against the eternity and especially the privilege to be among the 144,000 who will be spared?
Maybe YOU are there even, Al, who appeared for the second time? But no, now my imagination run away with me.
But now I want to confess something, Al DIR: YOU are my type, as I said, only Richard Gere comes as ran to YOU. Of which I've recently discovered a video store in my film, "gynecologist Dr. Richard Gere". My Oha, I immediately got my loan and keep the same a few days. Because only YOU come with, Al, with the film: "climatologist Dr. Al Gore".
AL, me is so warm, I think I'm coming!
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