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Al Qaeda has struck again. Just in time for election enters new German mastermind of the middle management of the terrorist organization, the alleged German-Moroccan Bekkay Harrach, alias Al Hafiz Abu Talha the German, before the public, to mutter dark threatening messages. Germany must withdraw its troops from Afghanistan, otherwise there is a "rude awakening".
Germany on alert: security authorities speak "of a new quality of threat". The video is "authentic". Thankfully did the U.S. company Intel Center
German colleagues the latest video made ​​available . Police and security forces patrolling intensified at airports and train stations, machine guns are everywhere cityscape.

Comparing the video message from the Abu Talhas January with its current , it is striking that it is probably about the same role, but we obviously are dealing with two different actors. A slightly französelnder actor who the Sch-sound always like a sharp "ch" pronunciation, somewhat choppy talks and muffled thick occurs is replaced by a performer who phonetically virtually error-free, liquid speaks German and is completely different disguises ...

According to authorities and terrorism experts "while providing the federal election a special approach for propaganda and operational actions" - ". terrorist groups"

Reason enough to take this through ball satirically: Drohvideo following I received from a former colleague Bekkays. I hold the record for authentic:

Piece 1: Hey Alta!
L eck me! Man, man, man! I always-conscious: The Bekkay but NEN jump in the bowl! The old Sou ey. This fagot. Hey Alta, if you can hear me now, just listen genou out, you sacrifice you! Ouf who you are you in there like again. Full crass. Fuck you yet! Early thirties! How did you manage that, to cheat the, you butthead. Everyone here knows that you oussiehst as fourteen, ouch if you're twenty. A maximum of fourteen, at most, you child. Tell me, seriously, do you want to impress us, you pompous ass, make you fun of us? You go back your bank training make slime! What is this gibberish? Until you sick, man? Hast thou problems? Full crass tour. I say to my buddies: Can this be true? Is not the Bekkay, the old wanker? Schou it to you, this ass-kisser. Hasdu seen his hair? As a woman ey! This fagot! NEN kilos of hair gel has been smeared into the mat, this loser. Babbles something therefore of politics, where the has always sitting around only to House, this sacrifice. Full crass man, now all pee in your pants in front of him here. If they only knew! The Bekkay was NEN shit philistine, so he has also made a bench doctrine. Full uncool! Want to know me, what have paid him for this nonsense, the who pulled the trigger there. Looks almost as ous, as with us in school. In the Oula on stage, red curtain and so on. Have you seen his center parting? Man, man, man, this ass face. The type but did not even know how to sougt anner hookah. The home has been sitting only oufm sofa and made in the pants when he rang the doorbell. I laugh my head off, ey. Because of Panzerfoust and Afghanistan, Al Qaeda and son nonsense. Full crass. And this nonsense with the gunshot wound in Palestine or where it was. Ey nonsense, which has a maximum himself shot in the leg with fear, man! Although I have not ouch so the idea so, aba one thing is certain, the hättes not managed to below. They would have arrested him before, this fagot. Go you still want to go mitner hellblouen tie, pork fat in the mat and without a beard, shaved. Had to shave the really überhoupt? Shit ouch. Man, I no longer war one me. The Bekkay, this sacrifice! Übelst embarrassing, Alta! Shit!

This told me a neighbor. You must know it! Here their authentic statement:

Piece 2: Sneezy Halef Grandma Ben Ibn Abu Talha al Hafetz, the laddie
O Jemine. What have they been doing with the Bekkay? Was such a nice boy! Lived with me around the corner. Son very Stiller, somehow sensitive. And good German could the. The wanted to bring something in life. He made at Commerzbank one street a lesson. Was always very friendly and helpful. I'm happy to be served by the boy. I think he just wanted a better life than his parents. I thought it was kinda cute, gave him more often winked at times, just like that. Whether that is somehow fall into the wrong company? Perhaps he was more engaged a few corners of the studio here as a spokesperson or something. Perhaps as a young man needed as an actor. The Bekkay was but a child. He has yet to threaten anyone. Has determined the text but read somewhere, so as while watching TV, in the news and such. Have him every now and waved when he went to work down here. So Bekkay, head up and let you press, you silly! This is again! You've been thinking nothing, I know! And oh yes: The Jasmine of opposite leaves greet you nicely. Ne, ne, ne, the poor boy. What they that have done well with it! A pity. What bad company can do anything!

The following audio recording was leaked to me. The soundtrack is at times somewhat damaged. Nevertheless, I think the tape to be authentic!

Piece 3: Just in time
L ocation: Intel Center. Hello, good morning, yes, Mr. kraahh, kraah ... A very difficult situation indeed! Yes we know. I totally agree! Kraah, kraah ... .Afghanistan ... there is urgent need for action ... Well no, we are thinking about something new, kraah, kraah. No old stuff, not really working anymore. We are thinking of something brand new ... kraah, kraah ... new production, eh? Something like that, sure ... Otherwise it will not have Sufficient impact ... our present situation ... I know! Do not worry! How much time, Mr. kraah, kraah? , ... Ooh, gonna be a little bit of a problem one. Kraah, kraah, 10 days, Mr. Kraah kraah? Even quicker, listen, we will get you an excellent ... what coached by us for quite some time already, easy going. Will not cause you any problems for sure ... Ok. Ah, right. We get him a flight the day after ... pick him up at Dulles. Right, no problem. Thank you old friend. My pleasure, Mr. Kraah, kraah.

This was live from the Intelligence Center (also abbreviated Intel Center) headquarters in Washington DC. Here are a few essential information, quite authentic, although not suitable for further distribution. I rely on your discretion and political maturity, especially so shortly before the election! Here is an authentic quote:

One of the main responsibilities of the Intel Center is to collect, yield, analysis and dissemination of video footage of terrorist and rebel groups. The aim of our video programs is to provide for video and audio top quality in a professional format at the right time to be analyzed and operational groups in the arena of counter-terrorism. This video libraries are as DVD, CD-Rom and placed in special formats are available, which are intended for industrial use and to support through Enterprise / Workgroup Streaming Network Solutions.
The Intel Center's Video Productions system is integrated directly into the 24/7 Operations Center, which is located in the metropolitan district of Washington DC. By leveraging highly specific RAID, fiber channel, distributed computing, render farms and the latest news on the high-end video production and asset management software field, Intel Center has the ability to terrorists by pulling in the highest quality and within minutes a variety of formats via FTP and finished produced DVDs eject.
In addition, the Operations Center has a variety of equipment for power, cooling, Internet, communications and other sensitive areas to ensure continuous and uninterrupted operations are guaranteed.
InterlCenter also has a complete high definition workflow system integrated to receive HD source material to process it and provide HD material on DVD and for networks. This ability allows the InterlCenter when terrorist video recordings appear to use this immediately and provide as HD material and on DVD.

All of our DVD titles have Video Register and translations of Arabic texts screen. They are, briefing and training intended for use in analysis. Our DVDs will work for all country codes ...

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Tags: Abu Talha , Al Qaeda , Bekkay Harrach , Drohvideo , Intel Center , terrorism

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