Source: http: //www.thefuntheory.com/2009/12/09/dog-poo-bank
Two days ago we looked into an abyss: the safety chasm: Teilevakuation Munich Airport: A man with a tow Topp ran away, although he had hidden explosives in it, at any rate claimed a security Computer - incorrectly. The man was then fled - canceled flights, delays, so does fly really fun! The Bonner General-Anzeiger titled Two days later, this attack collective hysteria with "Only glitch". Because: In the surveillance cameras had recorded that the man was not fled, but quietly went through the check in order to buy before departure a little ...
I got myself for a change with my dog on this attack collective Bellelritis entertain, because he can howl a tune of something like that! Welcome to the unreal world, to the security world!
HUNDERAP: "bomb scare"!
Wau-wau get up!
Are you ready?
In the park go for a walk:
It is high time!
Get in the car,
Get out of the car,
from, hush-hush
Bow-wow, that was needed!
Hou-hou in the bush!
Life is easy,
life is ok,
your tail wags steep,
Nothing hurts you.
But suddenly in the silence
shrills sirens,
woof woof-what's that
merely for an abomination?
Alarmgetriller,
you make the ears pointed,
a vehicle hurtling zoom
with ten men on the seat.
Hu-huu,
since you fear and Bang,
the Kotkillertruppe hurtling zoom.
For it is once again bomb alert:
You get caught,
you will be seized
and easily
bagged.
Created get paws clamps
And you will rotate on the back.
A special command is on the way,
for you have dropped a dirty bomb.
The Security Guards
are already herangehetzt,
because your dirty bomb
has almost torn the air.
Wau-wau, hu-huu, haff-haff!
Caught in the act,
then you've caught a bull in hand,
that is the proof,
now everything is clear:
Now there is thunder and Doria!
The city park is blocked off a large area
and you dragged in a cage.
No one is more pure,
No one goes out of the house.
Bomb control:
The sow is out!
The Killdenkotkommando
requests more troops,
and mine clearing
scroll zoom.
For your dirty bomb
lurking in ambush
deep down in the bush dogs
And makes each cold.
A helicopter circles
About the localization,
and searches a special squad
drains.
Wau-wau, huhuu!
This is no longer a dog's life,
and also master
one makes life difficult.
A fat drone
chases threatening zoom
and throws dirty bombs
much as they can.
A loud bang,
a thick detonation:
Get rid of it
with the dogs Location!
Wau-wau, hu-huu!
I cry with fright!
I'd like in the forest,
I wish me gone very far!
Wou-wou,
this is no longer a dog's life,
and master / mistress
one makes life difficult!
Hou-Huuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Tags: bomb alarm , false alarm , laptop bomber , Munich Airport
