Ice Age or: Greetings from the Angora Rabbit

Hattu mal ein warmes Höschen?

Hattu times a warm panties?

Frowning, I look at the thick plastic bag with the inscription OFF! Ebay / Second Hand. Hmmmm.

I open slowly tied together with an old woolen belt knot and begin to sift through the content. Next to me I put the camera and of course a little box with various unbearable Parfumpröbchen ready: "Dunest", "Gloria anyway", "Gino Ginelli and" Bruno Babane "etc., to cover up the smell of decay that may occur / moths / spores before I ablichte the freshly sprayed goods, pack and prepare for shipment ...

I pull out the first Wollpulover; all with a high, close-fitting collar, as they may suffer no more, but super quality, good old brand goods where no threads hanging out, closely knit, hochmerzerisiert, non-felting, merino, etc., just from the good old days, sometime in the eighties ceased as eastern goods conquered the clothes market.

Am I stupid, I think to myself. Since I buy because of persistent cold woolen vests for 20-40 Euros per piece and here are fine knits in a poke. Simply narrow collar cut out, snip-snap, purely cut a new, more comfortable neckline and skirt nimble with zigzag - done!

Gerettet: Das Leibchen

Rescued: The camisole

Then two camisole come to the fore, as Sashes known. Hmmm, there was also caution and vorschnellem action discouraged: after all, I already for weeks with red socks was because of the freezing temperatures to bed now and had very old beaver nightshirts inaugurated with high collar and ruffles of my grandma again. Why not now put on a Sashes in bed?

Alte Angorasocken: Stopfen!

Old Angorasocken: plug!

The old Angorasocken that there were in the bag, you could cram one more time. Just about rushing anything!

Gruß vom Angorahasen

Greetings from the Angora Rabbit

And then it came: the long Angoraunterhose, you can pull up under the breast. Well, if something is not effective against the cold! Did our grandmothers wrong? Of course not. They knew about the benefits of Angorahäschengefühls rum down and how to avoid a cold butt and a bladder infection reliably.

Then some fur and mohair hats and caps. The fitting results in a woolen Halo, not very advantageous, but what the heck; you must not be so picky. Also, the wrong color - no matter, the main thing warm and cold resistant.

As my gaze on a pair of winter boots. Paragraphs: Hopelessly unfashionable. Outside of the see, as if someone had glued the beard of an old Walrossbullen it. But inside-because they have horribile dictu, Bibelammfutter. And that is what now is decisive! ...

Die Persianerjacke: Ömchen- und Kaffetantencharme - aber absolut kälteresitent

The Persianerjacke: Ömchen- and coffee aunt charm - but absolutely kälteresitent

And then the shocker: a Persianerpelzjacke. Poff! The typical black and gray ripples. The epitome of ömchenhaft and Kaffeeklatsch charm. I seriously wanted to look like my own grandmother? This cry rings out me from my school days in the ears. But no matter, because I have to now. I am now finally become a matured personality. Special times call for special measures. After global warming is now officially canceled and we are obviously occurred due to lack of sunspot activity in a new ice age period, these Persians jacket must be put back into service. She wears like a bulletproof vest: Highly wind and cold resistant. My reason prevails, and I start - no not einzustäuben with Parfümpröbchen - but to put it into a bag for cleaning.

wir werden ein Kanonenofen

we are a potbellied stove

Well, for Ebay remains because hardly anything left. Crap! But wait, there was still a cannon from the 17th century, I wanted to offer for 1 € to pick up. However, given the time cold I decide here short and sweet: No! Which is converted into a potbellied stove and immediately put into operation.

In short: Everything is HERE!

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One Response to "Ice Age or: Greetings from the Angora Rabbit"

  1. Birgit Dünkler says:

    Yes, the good old natural products ... and everything biodegradable ... if still comes to global warming. I would offer a couple of loans, if needed. Quietly ask me.

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