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Thursday 07 August 2014
Dysfunctional: Eastern Committee of German Economy
Under "About Us" explains the Eastern Committee of German economy its raison d'être as :
He since 1952 "represents the interests of German economic t" in today 21 countries of the (south) eastern Europe, including Russia. The Eastern Committee sees itself as a bridge: "The instruments of economic diplomacy he, in collaboration with the federal government talks from between Eastern European members of the government and German companies". He organized large number of relevant events and networked young professionals from the participating countries. U. a., He also carries the German-Russian Dialogue Baden-Baden.
The objectives of the Eastern Committee, inter alia, include "the intensification of economic relations with the countries serviced", "improvement of trade and investment conditions for German companies". The Committee also provides his "network of contacts with government agencies and industry representatives."
It can make the crème de la crème of the German economy among its members. Among the five associations of German Industry (Bundesverband der Deutschen Industrie, Bankers Association, General Association of German Insurers, Foreign Trade Association of the German Retail Trade and the Central Association of the German Trade) carrier the Association. In addition, currently include "over 200 member companies" to "from small businesses to DAX companies (July 2014)"
The Eastern Committee of German economy would have been ideal, with its years well-established, good contacts to the east tend to occur in the current conflict in Ukraine as an honest broker and mediator between the conflicting parties. Unfortunately it nothing could be felt - a total failure, where a "network of contacts" could catch and should. (more ...)
Tags: Atlantic Bridge , BDI , Eckgard Cordes , hinge plates , Eastern Committee of German Economy , Russia , sanctions , Trilateral Commission , Ulrich Grillo
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Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Muhammed al-Khwarizmi, inventor of the algorithm (source: Wikimedia Commons)
I Pirinccis "Germany of the senses" read me mostly amused, whether its bawdy earthiness giggled and felt his lush, exuberant language Orientalism à la "German man, you are the stronger sex, in your tendons [he means hands?] rests power and the glory of the German state ... "well as a stylistic addition to the German language.
Its specific linguistic taboo violations ("arschgefickt" u. Etc..), I think in an emergency, it's not a few are, clearly, as a targeted measure to lower or breaking the Better people-Speaks and to enforce attention while often comatose audience for legitimate, ask to myself but after some times some fatigue resistant. The border with demented hillbilly is sometimes exceeded, the noble purpose can not force endless mitigating circumstances ... (more ...)
Tags: Akif Pirinçci , Gaza , Israel
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Thursday, July 17, 2014
The return of the "blood warrior", source: youtube Still-Neck
At last it is over, this World Cup! We are world champions ?! Am I now world champion? Nope. And that's a good thing.
The current outbreak of the most extreme nationalism on the fan mile at Brandenburg Gate exceeded all fears and stereotypes, one can have football on the notorious men's sports:
Supposedly harmless fans celebrated "their" team, "their", "football gods", but who since had eyes to see, could easily see that here rolled less of the ball, but the old, ugly nationalism, disguised as a modern, cosmopolitan patriotism, from his Stankhöhle crawled.
And just because this comes nice and supposedly apolitical new, uninhibited patriotism, he should give all the more reason to be vigilant so clear beginnings can be fought! (more ...)
Tags: Adorno , Beckenbauer , FIFA World Cup , nation , Schediwy , Schweinsteiger
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Wednesday 09 July 2014
Modern, contemporary early childhood education should as early as possible, so as soon as the children can walk, ensure that parents have with their offspring the Christopher Street Day attend - this opinion is at least Kathy pride Bach, in an article published by the General Anzeiger (Bonn, Cologne) and the news channel NTV is sold: "Trip to the Christopher Street Day '? Mama why does the man at the leash'" is out of sight and on behalf of young children about the apparent reported as educationally valuable prestigious street event as a "family outing" .
You do not know the CSD? Well, here are exhibitionists so frolic all stripes (usually further advanced vintages), therefore people who relish "suffer" from the index or Zurschaustellungssucht while learning appear to be significant personal satisfaction. To stage naked or semi-naked in the sexual context, but before adults öffenlichten space partially tolerated from children under penalty of law - actually ... (more ...)
Tags: first FC , CDS , Christopher Street Day , Cologne
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Saturday, August 31, 2013
Archangel Michael slaying a dragon with the sword. Spanish Illustration from the late 14th or early 15th century (source wikimedia commons)
If the media begging hysterically to bombings and psychopathic politicians rotate faster and faster in their grotesque war dances, then this would be (actually) to pull the hours for George and Michael, the sword of truth and reason and stab the dragon in self-defense.
Michael, the patron saint of the Germans, and George are both Christian saints, just as Siegfried the Fafnir, the Chaos Dragons defeated: the dragon, human skull clutched in its talons and a foul stench emanates.
Who would have the cojones, the beast repel least back in their Stankhöhle in our to (real!) Heroes so poor time?
But, surprise, and George Michael appeared in the form of the inimitable MP George Galloway, who held a sparking speech in the House before the crucial vote on the Syria bombing. Galloway was Labour MP and now represents a left-wing party, which had split off in protest against the Iraq war from Labour.
Galloway offers a profound knowledge of the situation and history of the Middle East and Islam. His Scottish lilt with the strong rolled "r" is an auditory event. Below his speech in the House on 29.8, in which he vehemently opposed a bombing Syria. they should vote to defeat David Cameron at 30.8. have contributed: (more ...)
Tags: Beckmann , David Cameron , George Galloway , Michael Lüders , St George , St Michael , Syria
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Friday, July 12, 2013
"Drawn Together" (Source: YouTube Still, sexual inclinations soon asylum warranty
Eleanor Sharpton, British Advocate General at the ECJ (source: unknown)
(Called the ECJ, European Court briefly) the key of God's graces European Court of Justice in Luxembourg will make a judgment that corresponds to the application of its Advocates General, because that's always the case:
In this case, it comes to a claim by Mr, forgiveness wife Eleanor Sharpston, the governments of the EU (no powers) used the Advocate General at the ECJ.
Three (allegedly) homosexuals from Sierra Leone, Uganda and Senegal had tried to enforce their right to asylum in the Netherlands with regard to a situation of persecution in their countries of origin because of their sexual orientation.
Sharpston, which was still used by Tony Blair, was particularly unreasonable to hide his sexual orientation in order to avoid severe penalties in these countries.
The Dutch Ministry of Immigration and Asylum had the asylum applications of the three Africans originally negatively decided by pointing out it was reasonable to "the public acting out of their homosexuality" retain in their countries of origin.
This unrealistic attitude of the ECJ is again an occasion to demand his elimination: Its judges and advocates-general are appointed by the governments of the EU Member States for six years. Thus, they have neither democratic legitimacy nor satisfy them the necessary since the Enlightenment principle of separation of powers. In fact, determine the eight advocates-general direction, which the Court "usually" follows . (more ...)
Tags: asylum , Eleanor Sharpton , European Court of Justice
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Wednesday 03 April 2013
The EU Commission is unable to pay their bills: "For years, unpaid bills accumulate in the EU and to be taken from one into the next year." Thus, according to the EU Parliament, the EU Commission makes the wrongful guilty ". there are now a total of 217.3 billion euros "in unpaid bills, so a message of German Business News April 3, 2013th
Therefore, the Commission asks in a supplementary budget is now 11.2 billion euros. The Spicy mind: In times when all EU countries partly suicidal austerity measures are imposed, the Commission demonstrated that they can not handle money and is in fact insolvent. (more ...)
Tags: Dieter Hildebrandt , Dr. Hans Scharpf , European Commission , Hans Günther Butzko , usurious interest
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013
On Easter Sunday, there should be at the Stadthalle Bonn-Bad Godesberg, a charity event organized by the Salafists in favor of Syria, in which, inter alia, such well-known figures such as the preacher and Quran distribution Ibrahim Abu Nagie, Abu Dujana and ex-boxer Pierre Vogel were expected. The tenant of the hall had the anti-Islam party Pro-NRW 2010 denied a lease, the Islamic fundamentalists but rented the hall.
This led to resentment, not only for the party whose leader was recently selected by fanatics for an attack, but also for the local population after the violent demonstration last year in Lannesdorf the close of the King Fahd Academy once fed up with religious Remmidemmi. (more ...)
Tags: BAd Godesberg , charity , BKA , the BND , Salafistenn , spy ship , city hall , Syria
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Sunday, November 11, 2012
Cologne, ass Huh Concert 2012
"Ass up and teeth apart" - propagandistic exaggeration sometimes suggests to the Surrealist. There they were again, 20 years later: the Kölsch Rocker with Turkish bands and figures of Cologne prominent politicians united on 09.11.2012 in Cologne at the concert against "neo-Nazis and racism" and that is new: "Against Exclusion".
The specter of a supposedly relevant neo-Nazi threat and an alleged xenophobia in Cologne under a somehow significant majority of the population had once again serve as an advertising platform and marketing idea for various rock groups and artists, most now somewhat outdated mental Alt-68iger with a six before the decimal point. Athrose and stroke are there already an issue but fresh and unbroken the will, "right" ideas, to fight the "brown hordes", "ass to get high before it is too late" (trembling). (more ...)
Tags: ass Huh , Kölsch rock
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Monday, June 25, 2012
German Interior Minister Hans-Peter Friedrich (CSU) is all the rage: Football is no longer just a nice, involving fighting, but ultimately unimportant game, but highly political state business: Friedrich turned ostentatiously protectively national player Mesut Ozil, who had delivered attacks on the Internet unprotected . He condemned the racist Internet campaign against the national team as "repugnant" and called for solidarity with all our players.
Since the German "summer fairy tale" 2006 in Germany a form of patriotism allowed and encouraged the public to the Debilitätsgrenze: the German football nationalism. The emotional appeal is made with all kinds of black-red-yellow jester costumes, plastic frippery and plenty of alcohol feeding, public Glotzing does the rest. (more ...)
Tags: football championship , Hans-Peter Friedrich , Mesut Özil , Reich War Flag , retention
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Sunday, April 22, 2012
The explanation why Froilan shot in the foot ... (source: private)
From Spain I received photo opposite with the comment: "The explanation why Froilan shot in the foot". This refers to the 13-year-old grandson of Spanish King Juan Carlos, Felipe Juan Froilán who shot himself in the estate of his father, Jaime de Marichalar, while playing with a handgun in the foot.
The new evidence that weapons of course viewed in royal circles as toys, reminiscent of Juan Carlos' own Vita: The 18-year-old had already completed one year at a military academy, as in 1956 he "accidentally" his four years younger brother Alfonso shot in the head. The Spanish royal family was then staying in exile in Estoril, Portugal. An investigation of the fatality by the Portuguese authorities never took place, Juan Carlos' father buried the murder weapon personally in the sea and is said to have asked his son: "Swear to me that you have not done it on purpose!"
The present Spanish king was then formed as a protégé of the Spanish dictator Franco in Spain; in a deal with Franco was determined that the son Juan Carlos, not the father, Franco's successor should take. (more ...)
Tags: Caroline of Monaco , elephant hunting , fox hunting , Juan Carlos
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Friday, February 17, 2012
So ... there are basically just to say that the press never so long had to rub (sch), to the hard-won high point finally came.
(So far my shortest blog post Yeah, I can also brief.!):-))
Tags: press , resignation , Wulff
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Over the weekend, reported Bert Rürup, for years head of the five farming practices in terms of Euro Bonds and Transfer Union to speak: "tell the truth now. Controversial Euro Bonds are former farming practices, according to property already decided to e. "(GA Bonn on 27 / 28.08.2011).
This Rürup follows an already known pattern: First, the voters, deceived the public the people, it is appeased, abgewiegelt, denied. Then, after a time, which calls for the people to pour pure wine, to tell the truth.
The one who "courageously" brings the truth to surround himself naturally with the aura of decent, even heroic. The media regularly succumb to his charm.
However, it is here in many respects a travesty and an incredible audacity: (more ...)
Tags: Bert Rürup , Euro Bonds , Joschka Fischer , Transfer Union
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Withdrawal of the Schleswig-Holstein Deputy Prime Minister and party leader of the CDU in schlesw.-Holst. Parliament has annoyed me.
The man actually had to resign not because he did anything wrong - a 16-year-old is finally no longer a child, but usually a woman with a rule, if they did not have a development problem - but because he has not held. ( read more ...)
Tags: homophobia , Joschka Fischer , Ole von Beust , von Boetticher
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