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Christmas message to Christian Wulff

Monday, December 26, 2011

Bettina Queen and King Christian (source unknown)

Under the leadership of black red medium, a campaign against our President was out for weeks, until his Christmas speech.

Said medium did at a white waistcoat and tried all the bellicosity, warmongering and the constant horny to lick supposedly forgotten tears wet lips to make. It really can not imagine so many sheepskins, as needed would be to hide this totally unbelievable hypocrisy.

What ever got into the thick men? Front short "shit" is still on the Dr. and could now taken refuge at the glamorous pair No. 1 do not see enough enough: The two ladies embody but exactly the same type of woman: Large, elegant, something nachgeblondet, dark beady eyes.

For observers of the political scene was clear from the beginning that the arty step processes around the Hanoverian "clique" should have been known for a long time. Ugly - but by no means the whole great moral Gau, as he is presented. (more ...)

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Financial dictatorship demanded: EU before takeover

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Already in my post "ESM or the imminent gutting the rights of the Bundestag" it came to the topic of the European Stability Mechanism (ESM). The budget law - a centerpiece of the parliamentary system - is the national parliaments have lost in principle and on the ESM administrative authority, that is the new super Treasury in Brussels, will be given if a relevant public will not wake from her coma.

The ESM authority to bypass the national parliaments at the discretion of the deposited funds and guarantees operate, especially those that have been provided by Germany. A takeover of the new EU super-bureaucracy, a giant step towards the EU financial dictatorship?

The euro crisis is so dangerous, not because of the continued existence of the euro could be at risk, but because it is used by certain politicians to lay the ax to the root of democracy and self-determination of peoples. (more ...)

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We are Foreign Minister: A heartfelt congratulations to the Atlantic Bridge

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Black and yellow.
When the cock crows on the dung, the weather's changing or remains as it is. We encourage us and we pick something around in the dung heap. First, we look forward very interesting times. The election result is not so bad. For it is in the next four years, the exciting piece "As we tried to drive out the devil with Beelzebub - a divine comedy" stand on the board. A special highlight will be an attempt to rehabilitate the state budget with its horrendous debt by less and less control oral, but less and less tax revenue, and even economic growth was talk.

However, there is a fear that we are as yet in the next few weeks and months have a slightly more painful encounter with reality. Mass layoffs, tax increases and other restrictions on social benefits had to wait until after the election. What to make of the announcement of the tax cuts became clear when Guido Westerwelle only four days before the election, calling on the government to make "instant cash check". The financial position of the Federal must be immediately disclosed. This was rejected by Merkel easily from. (more ...)

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Alert and warning

Friday, 01 May, 2009.

Hach no, oh no, I think I no longer can. Neeneeenee. I do not know. I can not and does not want to. So do not. No longer with me. Neeeneeenee. No! I can not hear it. I do not want that! Which may have liked me all times. I'm totally down with the nerves. Real done. Neeneenee. Mir is all too much. I think there now needs to happen.

I do not know about you: But I think I've got a warning allergy. I can not anymore. If I have to hear the word. Now even Prince Charles! This is what I need Who came to Germany to warn. From climate change, and has also received an award for it. Neeneenee. This keeps you in the head but not anymore. (more ...)

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Thoughts on dealing with forest fires and "society fires"

Friday, 03 April, 2009

In the southern Mediterranean countries, there are - who has not heard of it - a serious problem: Forest fire hazard, especially in the extremely dry summer months.

Not always, however, these disasters are caused by carelessly discarded cigarettes or heated glass bottles: Very often, the fires are conspicuous systematically placed in several places almost simultaneously. A single pyromaniac can cause huge damage and forces for days in a "hot" entangle spectacle. Often, however, it turned out afterwards that not only the fire devil had gone through a bad guy, but that were tangible interests are at stake. (more ...)

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Except Constitution

Friday, March 20, 2009

Federal Centre for Internet-clearing, good day!
Uh, yeah, good day, since the Internetklierstelle?
Yes, how can we help you?
Yes, well, I was there just in such a Jetroom, yes, and there I saw someone announcing a massacre, I think.
So, please tell us anything, as was the phrase exactly?
So, the person said, they will soon be time to take up a few people.
Aha, that's very interesting, please tell us exactly where you have found the entry, and how ...

Alternatively:
Uh, yeah, good day, this is, well, you know where to turn aside, if you can find someone funny? (more ...)

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